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WOW – October 25th



This week’s WOW should be fun and exciting. I already plan to run through the same location as last week’s bringing home the kill. My local rock quarry (not really a quarry, more like a hill that’s been shaved to the bedrock. Hardware store was supposed to be built on this site, but that fell through) has proven to be a wonderful place to do most of my work outs. With a wooded area just 20 feet away, it is literally a one stop gym. With last week’s workout, I toted my 65lb sandbag around, up, down, over and under everything I could think of. This time I will just have to do it slower.

Let get into it,

WOW: The Auroch Stalk

5 Minute Crawl

Variations on this WOW are encouraged. See the “How-to” and “Variations” sections below.


Warmup:None required

Time to complete: 5 minutes

No, this is not a recipe post, and I didn’t misspell “stock.”

Time wasn’t always of the essence in the Paleolithic. Sometimes, one had to exercise caution and proceed unseen and unheard. Take the hunt, for example. Crashing through the brush with a high-speed Grok crawl sprint is a terrible way to sneak up on prey. Stalking an animal with hypersensitive ears and nose precludes raw (human quality) speed and surprise from being effective. If Grok wanted to get in range to make the kill, he had to crawl slowly.

This week, you’re going to be performing a painfully slow and drawn-out five-minute crawl. Crawl-sprinting is tough enough, but at least it’s over quickly; going as slowly and quietly as you can takes serious strength and stamina, and it never seems to end! Good luck.

Get into the pushup position and be sure to form a plank with your body. Keeping your hips low (letting them drift up makes the crawl easier), crawl. Pull yourself along the ground with zombie-like conviction and deliberation. If you must, rest (bonus points for resting in the plank position), but know that the rest period doesn’t count towards your five minutes. A good way to ensure you’re going slowly enough is to make sure momentum plays no role in your movements. Each foot forward should be its own individual movement, if that makes sense. It helps to pause in between.

Remember to keep it fun and be creative with your crawling motion. You may be surprised by how many different ways you can move along the ground on your hands and feet.


Perform the crawl in a natural setting full of obstacles. If there’s a tree in your path, climb up it and then back down. Crawl slowly over boulders or through creeks. Crawl uphill, up stairs, and down stairs. You can also do the actual crawling with some different mechanics: crawl with an upper-body focus, where you’re pulling yourself across the ground without help from your legs; crawl with a lower-body focus, where you’re pushing with your legs and using your arms simply to support your body.

To decrease the difficulty:

  • Go a little faster. Using momentum will make it easier.

§ Crawl on your knees, instead of your feet. Just keep that plank position.

  • Raise your hips a bit and stick your butt in the air.

To increase the difficulty:

  • Throw on a weight vest.
  • Go even slower.
  • Crawl on your elbows in the full plank position.
  • Break your crawling with sets of 5 or 10 pushups.
  • In one workout do multiple sets of the Auroch Stalk. For example, do 5 minutes as prescribed above, take a 60 second break, then do a 4 minute Auroch Stalk, break, 3 minutes, etc., until you’ve done a total of 15 minutes of crawling. 5, 3, and 1 minute intervals for a total of 9 minutes of crawling is another option.
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  1. 11/11/2010 5:25 pm

    Strange this post is totaly unrelated to what I was searching google for, but it was listed on the first page. I guess your doing something right if Google likes you enough to put you on the first page of a non related search.

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